[Asexuals cite] boredom, stress reduction, helping them to get to sleep, etc., as reasons behind masturbation." Several male asexuals told us they masturbate frequently, some every day, and most used the phrase "cleaning the plumbing" to explain why they do it.One female asexual said that while she masturbates about once a month, she has no idea why she does it; it just feels like something she's biologically compelled to do. May is the month we all lay down to celebrate the fine art of wanking, jerking off, rubbing one out, twirling the pearl, onanism, self-loving, going solo, spanking the monkey, fapping, self-servicing — pick your favorite. In 17th century Connecticut, masturbators were eligible for the death penalty. Deer, monkeys, walruses, and squirrels have been documented pleasuring themselves. Orgasms from masturbation can strengthen your immune system. The Kama Sutra, the ancient Indian Hindu sex manual from 400 BC included instructions for masturbating: “Churn your instrument with a lion’s pounce: sit with legs stretched out at right angles to one another, propping yourself up with two hands planted on the ground between in them, and it between your arms.” 15. In 1874, Mark Twain gave a lecture about jerking off.Orgasms are an “inalienable constitutional right,” according to sexologist Carol Queen, so get your lube out. Masturbation has proven health benefits like stress management, healthier pelvic muscles, secretion of endorphins, and cardiovascular exercise. National Masturbation Month was first celebrated in 1995 in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who was fired by President Bill Clinton for her statements supporting masturbation for sexual health. The American Psychiatric Association says that unless masturbation is getting in the way of your everyday life (work, friendships, falafel), there is no such thing as too much self love. It included supposed testimonials from men who were ill from masturbating. (Which just means a lot of us are fooling ourselves.) 7. Think of Mark Twain as the Stephen Colbert of wanking. More than 41 percent of people have been accidentally caught servicing themselves. This is actually the most popular gay network on the web for meeting great guys and you will see that our social network with packed of cute hunks, so many hot hunks that you are guaranteed to meet someone right for you!This is really the best way to meet sexy gay men as there is a much higher ratio of straight men out there that are just looking for girls but here it is strictly gay men and really cute ones too!
In honor of this highly-esteemed holiday, here are a few facts about beating off that you might have never heard of. According to legend, wanking too frequently can cause blindness, insanity, hairy palms, and stunted growth. Masturbating is one of the most effective natural ways to relieve menstrual cramps. In London in 1716 a pamphlet called “Onania, or the Heinous Sin of self-Pollution, And All Its Frightful Consequences, In Both Sexes, Considered: With Spiritual and Physical Advice To Those Who Have Already Injured Themselves By This Abominable Practice,” became hugely popular. According to a 2010 study done, 94 percent of men admit to masturbating and 85 percent of women like to love themselves. Even more health benefits: Studies show that masturbation lowers the risk of type-2 diabetes, lowers the risk of prostate cancer, reduces depressions, and prevents cervical infections in women. Yet another reason why I don’t live in Connecticut. Scientists have even observed female apes using sticks for added pleasure. Masturbators report having happier marriages (and lives! It was a silly satire of the contemporary religious conservative’s ban on masturbation. Mutually masturbating with a partner is one of the few sex acts that runs no risk of STD transmission or pregnancy. It’s hard to nail down when the first porn ever landed on the internet, but in 1994, Gary Kremen blessed all horny web surfers when he registered the domain Sex.com, considered to be the first dirty site ever. There are absolutely no health risks to masturbation (besides a little chafing).
The pamphlet was translated into many languages and was published in 60 editions. People who have sex regularly masturbate more than those who don’t. One of the first depictions of a female masturbating was found in a clay figurine in a temple in Malta.