Funny dating opening lines

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You’re in luck because I’ve already done all of the hard work for you.In this post, I’m going to reveal 8 opening lines for Tinder that have been proven to crush the competition and get you dates.

"For example, while it’s no longer the case, Coffee Meets Bagel used to give a canned question, inviting people who matched to answer (for example “What’s your favorite pizza topping?? We spoke to the experts and sifted out all the obvious advice – Sunday at 9pm is peak time, avoid gym selfies and, please, no dick pics – to leave the lines that’ll act like the milkshake to your yard. Much like with style, on dating apps, the key to standing out in a sea of sausage is to switch it up and show some originality.Without further ado, here’s 37 hilarious Tinder Openers.— Steve Carell But first, here’s some further ado. You won’t find the dumb one about the chairs and sitting on my face, okay?

We’ve seen that one a million times — it’s not even funny anymore. The one about painting you green and spanking you like a disobedient avocado. I mean, you make up your mind, I’m not here to tell you what’s funny, except that I am! Now, Tinder has certainly had its ups and downs in the last couple of years and caught a lot of flak for being a hook-up app and even a breeding-ground for sexual harassment.

Nothing is more frustrating than matching with an attractive girl on Tinder, excitedly sending her a message, and then facing eternal radio silence.

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